In his debut, Fasten Your Seat Belts And Eat Your Fucking Nuts, Joe Thomas—aka Flight Attendant Joe—serves up raw, hilarious tales from life at 38,000 feet. Forget the glossy airline commercials; this is turbulence with a side of gossip, drama, and unapologetic truth. From unruly passengers to behind-the-curtain crew antics, Joe spares nothing (and no one). Equal parts outrageous and heartwarming, his storytelling will leave you gasping one moment and laughing out loud the next. If you’ve ever wondered what really happens in the skies, buckle up—because Joe’s flight is anything but smooth.
Reviews
Reviews
“If you are easily offended, this book may not be for you. If you have a sense of humour, you will LOVE it. It is brilliant and hilarious. Hard to stop reading it. Cant’t wait for more from Joe.”
“OMG FINALLY someone wrote a book. And wrote it perfectly. I get asked so many questions all the time, as I also am in the aviation business, and the stories I’d tell people would say, “write a book,” and thank goodness Joe did because he nailed it! Hehe! Full of “how it really is up there” and “the joys of the job,” along with “that little voice in your head” that you have to keep quiet when at work. This is the BEST book out there for gut-busting laughter and the truth! The funny dead on TRUTH!!”
“If you’re looking for something funny and easy to read, this is a great book. Be prepared to laugh out loud a lot.”
“Fearless. Cringey. Laugh-out-loud-funny! If David Sedaris and Anthony Bourdain sat down to write a tell-all about the airline industry after binge-watching Larry David, it would be this book. Buy the ticket, take the ride.” - Amazon Review, SOFLOFAM”
“Great book for a good laugh. Relatable social interaction stories. Funny and honest.”